Vinyl was a thing for a long time. To some, it is still a thing. To fewer still, it is *the* thing.
Frankly, I am not among those few. I recognize its status as a historical artifact as well as its impact on my formative years. It is no longer the superior music format, unless it is the only format on which one can find a song.

What lies herein is an attempt to preserve the nostalgia and sound of the freshman adult with the equipment of youth.