Well, what a complete bastard

Vyvyan - Yes. We've got ... a video

Vyvyan - Ha ha ha!. They wouldn't say that if they knew what video we've got

Vyvyan - Oh God, I've gotta stop sniffing this ajax

Vyvyan - I was watching that you selfish bastard

Vyvyan - It's probably a consignment of very hard drugs

Alexi - Oh no! I forgot about the time difference between here and Johannesbourg.

Rick - Now thats what I call Anarchy

Rick - Only pop music can save us now

Alright, I'm not made of paper. I mean I'm not a Chech.

Neil - I thought you were Australian like david Bowie.

Neil - Yeah, yeah, take it easy vamp! You're messing with the big boys now.

Neil - Oh, have we got a video?

Mike This is actually very serious

Mike - I don't like to say anything negative, but no.

It's a vampire, In a parcel, In the kitchen. Hate mail.

I hate him. He drinks like a fish. Well, he just got no talent.

Do you dig graves

Bags not Neil

Baggs not

Scum I was. It is for my accent and my situation I'm condemned. And for all them murders you done.

Vyvyan as Mike - As the one guy said to the other guy who was getting fed up. Im getting fed up.

Vyvyan as Mike - As the one guy said to the other guy who was getting fed up. Im getting fed. (Long)

Vyvyan - You listen. I've been waiting here being hungry, waiting for listening to that bogey bum!

Vyvyan - Wait a minute, who's this Mary?

Vyvyan - Im going off now to stuff loads and loads of paper down the toilet.

Vyvyan I dont know why you bother ever

Vyvyan - I dont know Neil, but i'm going to stay and find out.

Vyvyan - You listen! I've been waiting here half an hour. Half a bloody hour.

Vyvyan - Because youre a complete bastard.

Rick - I feel sorry for you ... Whats going to live on after you die? I tell you nothing that's what

Rick - You're really just an utter creep, really, arent you?

Rick Yes well nor did Adolph Hitler

Rick - Oh thats nice isn't it? That's very nice. Coming from someone as boring as you.

Rick - Honestly, Vyvyan, have you been listening to a word I've said?

Rick - Ha!. They said that about the, eh, ... something that took a long time to finish.

Rick - Right (with a snort)

Rick - Oh cockle doodle doo. What are you talking about?

Rick - I find that rather difficult to believe.

Rick - I feel sorry for you zeroes. You nobodies.

Rick Honestly dont know bother sometimes

Rick - Have you had enough Nazi, or do you want some more?

Rick - Which if you ask me is about as clever as going to toilet without taking your trousers down

Rick - That sounds like a cue for a really dirty joke doesn't it

Rick - And all the grown ups will say but why are the kids crying.

Rick answer the phone

Rick - I've told you a million times do not exagerate.

Neil - Oh, wow! Yeah! Oh, I just remembered what I had to tell you.

Neil - Guys, listen I've got something amazing to tell you.

Neil - Alright, alright. Dont get uncool and heavy.

Matchbox - dont look at me. I'm irrelevant

Lord Snot - We've just got time before my balls drop.

Rick - Sycophant!

No no. In the pit