loppestre rockus, (LobstaRock):
Pronunciation: lopp-es-treh-rocus
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: from Old English loppe-spider and rock: to agitate back and forth to the beat of loud entertaining music, while swilling copius amounts of fermented hops and barley
1 : any of a family (Nephropidae and especially Homarus americanus) of large edible marine decapod crustaceans that have stalked eyes, a pair of large claws, a long abdomen and that include species from pubs on the coasts on both sides of the No. Atlantic. The long and the short of it is I'm a strange imagalgamantion of different types of music... But none of them suck.