TERRIFIER 3 - The Most Brutal Slasher Ever Made

THE GREMLIN MOVIES - Timeless, Illogical, Insanely Fun Jamborees

THE BORDERLANDS MOVIE - A Baffling Failure in Every Respect

THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 1 - A Terrible and Unnecessary Reboot

WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD & HONEY 2 - A Silly Bloody Mess (minus the honey)

THE JESTER - "we've got Terrifier 3 at home"

UGLIES - "I'm 14 and this is deep" (and this movie sucks)

JOKER 2 - A Baffling Failure That Hates Batman Fans

LONGLEGS - A Deep Dive into Nicolas Cage's Most Insane Horror Movie

THE ALIEN MOVIES - From Iconic Sci-Fi Horror to Hot Garbage (all movies reviewed)

TAROT (2024) - A Hilariously Stupid Horror Movie

Zack Snyder's REBEL MOON Movies are just embarrassing

HALO Season 2 - It Somehow Got Worse...

THE MAD MAX MOVIES - Rule of Cool Over Everything

THE FALLOUT SHOW - The Little Details Matter

LIES OF P - A Game Designed for Masochists

MADAME WEB is Astoundingly Bad

THE DOOM MOVIES - Do NOT Smell what The Rock was Cooking...

MARS ATTACKS was Absolutely Insane...

THE STARSHIP TROOPERS MOVIES - From Iconic to Garbage (there's 5 of them...)

MAD GOD - A Stop Motion Ride Through Hell

DREAM SCENARIO - Everyone is Forced to Dream about Nicolas Cage (and it's incredible)

Good Movies That Are So Cruel They're Almost Unbearable

WHEN EVIL LURKS - The Most Disturbing Possession Horror Ever Made

INSOMNIAC'S SPIDER-MAN 2 - It's Good, but... I'm Still Disappointed

THE JACK FROST HORROR MOVIES - Christmas Movies Don't Get Much Worse Than This

COBWEB (2023) - A Horror Movie So Silly I Can't Help but Love It

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023) - Both The Fans and Critics are Wrong

THE HITMAN MOVIES - They're So Bad They're Amazing

NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU (2023) - A Modern Horror Masterpiece

SLOTHERHOUSE - How Is This Movie Real?

YOU'RE KILLING ME (2023) - This is why I Don't Trust Critics

THE FLASH - Heavily Reliant on Batman and it Still Sucks

SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL - The Hilariously Psychotic 2023 Nic Cage Movie Nobody Saw

THE IDOL - The Worst Show of 2023

BARBIE - A Misunderstood & Misrepresented Cinematic Triumph for Women Everywhere

THE ZOOLANDER MOVIES - The Dumbest & Funniest Films Ever Made

COCAlNE BEAR - Why Does Everyone Love This???

WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD & HONEY - A Terrible Horror Movie

RENFIELD - Vampire Nicolas Cage is Amazing

I Watched Every Episode of VELMA . . . and I'll never recover

ASSASSIN'S CREED (2016) - Adapting Mediocrity into Something Worse

BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF - The Badass Bloodborne Movie

BLOODBORNE - All Bosses No Death Run + Lore Deep Dive

MONSTER HUNTER (2020) - A Goofy Ass Video Game Movie

THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - Voldemort Kinda Sucks At This, huh?

THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE - What Zero P**** Does to A MFer

ORDER OF THE PHOENIX - Harry Learns About Fascism

THE GOBLET OF FIRE - Harry 100% Should’ve Died In This

PRISONER OF AZKABAN - The Time-Turner Ruins Everything

THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS - Harry's Friends Try To Kill Him

THE SORCERER'S STONE - Harry Meets Insane People

VELMA - An Impossibly Bad Scooby-Doo Reboot

Terrible Nic Cage Movies You've Never Seen

THE KILLING TREE - The Dumbest Christmas Horror Movie in Existence

C̷̩̅Ȯ̴̤S̴̞̒M̷̹̀Ḯ̷͇C̵̦̈ ̷͚̏H̴͍̉O̵̩͒Ṛ̶̏R̷͕͆Ó̸͎R̷͖̒ - The Mad World of Unintelligible Terror

THE SILENT HILL MOVIES - Dumb Nonsensical Fun

TERRIFIER 2 - The Most Horrifying Slasher Ever Made?

GRIMCUTTY - A Horror Movie So Dumb It's Hilarious

THOR LOVE & THUNDER - A Perfectly Mediocre Superhero Movie