Fiona when shrek was trynna rescue her out the tower

Oopsie i had a poopsie

The 3 lil pigs when they saw the wolf coming

Lana when her bf leaves bc she’s no longer young and beautiful 👵🏻

Beyonce when beytwice walk in

Shakira when asked if she’s in jail because her hips lied

Kids in st.Jude when you don’t round up 13 cents for them at the Walmart checkout

Japanese after successfully b💣mbing Pearl Harbor

The apple after explaining to Isaac newton how gravity works for the 2718th time 🍎

Priests explaining where they live after having fun with the church kids

Homeless folks after eating the baby back ribs at the ab0rtion center

New inmates after dropping the soap during shower time 🧼 😉

Shrek when Fiona wanted to go to the land of far far away

White women when the DNA test says they’re 2% African

Lesbians after using tape and a cucumber to have fun in bed 🥺

Thing 1 and thing 2 after having green eggs and ham 🥚🍀

White people when a poc enters Cracker Barrel 👨🏻‍🦳

1.3gpa high schoolers checking to see if they made it into Harvard

Cashiers when you don’t donate to kids cancer hospitals 👩‍🦲

Kids when a guy in a white van tells them to get in for ice cream 🍦

Period blood when it spots white pants

Belle on her way to ride the beast’s monster pp

Johnny Johnny when he gets caught eating sugar

🟧⬛️Pron stars after catching another std

Fiona when the fairy godmother offered to take her to Dr.Miami to fix herself

Overweight gym teachers when the jock stretches to reveal a happy trail

Victorian people after downloading bethovens latest single

Tinkerbell spraying pixie dust to the fairies that can’t fly 🧚‍♀️ ✨

Kids when it’s time to talk to their uncle that lives across the country

ijustine when you tell her what phones your family has