Shopping with Alan is like scrubbing your testicles with Brillo.

This is funny. Just watch. I guarantee you'll like it.

One-hit blunders

I'm the definition of a scapegoat.

This is the owner of Cordi's. Great restaurant. When he says something funny, just laugh.

Not a Podcast Podcast

Looks like we need to sell the house.

Brooklyn comes to Florida

Just when you think a video is over… it isn't.

How much do you know about your Presidents?

Everything you need to know about… testicles!!

Hey Yuka, it's not WHAT you say. It's HOW you say it! Bastid app!!!!!

Ticked Off Vic: THE RULES OF DRIVING ARE NOT HARD!!!

Thank the Lord for the Ring Camera.

Vic's Viewpoint: My videos aren't meant to elicit any response other than "hahahahaha."

Michele!!!! Let's talk fruit!!

You all know him. You all love him. You all want to tie him up and throw stuff at him!

Ticked Off Vic: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU AGE!!!!

Come on. One more. You love it. Admit it.

Cats keep me from getting pussy. See what I did there!

Oh joy. Another made-up holiday I can get in trouble for forgetting about!!

Does the bank drive-thru actually save time?

Lucy isn't home. Watch me do my stuff!!

Some people consider it a classic. I was running late. THIS actually happened on stage.

In honor of the Eagles winning the SB… something football!!!!!!

We were so high. How old is this? Vic has no hair plugs yet and Russ dyed his beard.

Ticked Off Vic: NJ. February. Snow. Roads. Eat me.

Ticked Off Vic: Keep these mutts off planes!!!

Hey Florida, STOP SENDING PICS OF THE TEMPERATURE!!!

Ferris DiBitetto's Day Off. Come on. Go with me!

When Russ leaves after a visit, I pee my pants every time the phone rings. What's up with that?

Frankie and Frankie check out construction progress

So tired. Tired of waiting. Tired of waiting for Lu!

This is how Italians celebrate the Super Bowl!

Let's party! It's the Super Bowl!!!!

I gotta go buy the food! It's the Super Bowl today!!!!!

The Grand Poohbah Tawks Sports: Super Bowl Sunday!! Eagles-Chiefs!!

Eyewitless News — Blizzard of '25

If you didn't know, I have a thing for sheds. So let's look at some in RI!!

A bird flew?? NO! THE BIRD FLU!!!!!

Hangers are like Tribbles.

Ticked Off Vic: Amazon

Steve Martin and John Candy had an actual film budget. We had an iPhone and some Mentos.

Today's medical lesson: How to ruin your mouse.

I need Neighbor-Be-Gone.

WC Fields' tombstone actually says "I'd rather be here than in Philadelphia."

I'm NOT talking about a Dodge Charger!!!!

Remember this scene?

I tried. This is one big outtake with Alan.

Ticked Off Vic: I know how CVS could save money.

Remember. Do you remember… the times of your life.

Vic's Viewpoint: Categories of Stuff

Ticked Off Vic: Cars don't have to be this way!

Pancakes… the anytime food!!

Ticked Off Vic: Being stupid is no way to go through life.

Last one upstairs at night

Vic's Viewpoint: What are ya gonna do.

This is MY Groundhog Day. Bill Murray isn't in this but just watch it anyway!!!!

Who has the higher IQ? Eddie.

Ticked Off Vic: These are some crazy times.