If Organic Farmers Markets Were Honest

Since Fyre Festival Is Coming Back. Or Isn't.

If Birth Control Ads Were Honest

If BetterHelp Was Honest

Wait, How Much Does It Cost To Attend Horton University?!?!

If Ticketmaster Was Honest

If Tesla Was Honest

If Record Label Executives Were Honest

If Fun For White People There Be, Arrests For Minorities You'll See

If LinkedIn Was Honest

I've Been Stealing Your Data & Listening To Your Conversations

Mayor Eric Adams Staffer Confesses To Bribery, Conspiracy and Fraud Charges

Every Presidential Debate Summed Up

If Chiropractors Were Honest

If Kay Jewelers Was Honest

We're Drug Dealers On The Stock Market

Speaking Of That Time Of The Month (Valentine's Day)

If Hot People Are Willing To Let Us Rub Them Down

If You Ever Accidentally Feel A Feeling

My Reputation May Be A Little Worse For Wear

If Disney+ Was Honest

If FanDuel Super Bowl Ads Were Honest

If Super Bowl Snack Commercials Were Honest

If Amazon Were Honest

If Streaming Services Were Honest

If Airbnb Was Honest

If Boner Pills Were Honest

For Men Who Can Resist Joining A Militia & Would Rather Have Compulsive Sex

We're Not Just Ruining Lives, We're Also Ruining Culture

If A.I. Were Honest

If Reality Dating Shows Were Honest

If Chain Restaurants Were Honest

If Cryptocurrency Was Honest

If Mark Zuckerberg Was Honest About Facebook Fact Checking

If Congress Was Honest About The TikTok Ban

By The Time I'm Programmed To Save The Planet, It Will Have Already Been Destroyed

More Like Gauze Fused To An Open Lesion

It's A Miracle I Still Have My Job After Years Of Being A Mediocre Weather Predictor

Christmas IS A War & We Gotta Win

If The Wedding Industry Was Honest

The Sex Positive Throuple Rom Com You Didn't Need

The mental equivalent of using cattle prods to orchestrate an emotional bull fight

If Soda Commercials Were Honest

A slow news day is a real thing

If The Lottery Was Honest

Don't start thinking you have some right to privacy

If Cell Phone Commercials Were Honest

Like a bloated cash cow, we're milking you dry #shorts #funny #technology