John Little
#1,000 - usage of "um" in comments (last ten nanoseconds)
#17 - Most bizarre name using letters and numbers (sometimes)
#2 - Most organized disorder (five times) - Los Angeles, California, USA, North America, Western Hemisphere, planet Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Big Bang Universe, within a 10-block radius of the Chinese Mann Theater.
#5 - most viewed for account names that end in "g1." (this week)
#25.3 - Most ignored site (west of the mississippi)
#1 - worst ratings for guru with herpies crotchrot (Northern Mongolia)
