Sonic Dance Power III - TV Reclame (1995)

6 year olds with their brand new 3ds at their Grandparent's open casket funeral

🤨

Me surviving a fatal crash: "thank goodness I'm alive"

The Bronx

"The second I turn 18, I'm moving to Japa-"

AVGN in Half Life

"I just landed in London can you give me some dir..."

dutch jimmy neutron

When my Chinese brain chip activates (the code word was decontaminate)

Dogs when they see someone new in the house (it's me in a different outfit)

cat mewing

"Alright sir, that will be 5.99"

Excuse me sir, this parking is for disa...

When I'm in the middle of cleaning a kitchen knife and the voices tell me to stab myself

im in unbearable pain

Me staring at the Walmart camera with 6 packs of gum up my ass

me increasing my carbon footprint so that the netherlands sinks faster into the ocean

the ant eating under my fridge after I kick an ice cube I was too lazy to pick up:

Say ah ... AAAAAAAAA

My Chinese smart TV when it catches me talking shit about the Chinese government

JUST TAKE YOUR SEAT

no time for jokes batgirl

me drunk af at 2 am picking up the last girl in the bar

they jumped his ass

POV: me acting mysterious and important to the imaginary camera that has been filming my whole life

mr. bean laden

Average toddler after drinking a magical potion they created (it's a lethal mix of cleaning product)

pov: average drunk dad putting their kids to sleep

sperm bank cartoon meme

dactylics - Tempus

🐱🪱💦

teacher: alright class play safe and respectfully me:

if you're looking for a man who can treat you right you've come to the wrong place 😈

when you undercover at the girls sleepover

hey look under there!

this absolute sicko is pretending to be an 8 year old boy

as a woman who is overweight...

they're evolving faster than the british

everybody hates me tmnt

the dyslexic kid when there are 30 parachutes and 29 passengers

what are your deal breakers?

sucking in pregnant belly meme

armed slobbery

android 💀

thick block of cheese 🥰

nadia driving meme

Maroon 5 - Memories (Official Video)

fnaf claw machine 😱

stefan johnson mesothelioma

when i haven't had access to heroin in almost 2 days and i see a woman walking alone with her purse

nostalgia critic sonic